Few people love with the violence they hate.
NORM MACDONALDThe beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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