I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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