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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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$Norm MacDonald Quote - In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.$

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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