I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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