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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

Norm MacDonald

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Game Greatness Money
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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Comedy Identity Joke Myself Perfection
He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Himself Praise Search
As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Body Heart Occasion Passion Soul Tranquility
We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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Danger Fear Ourselves Philosophy Situation Suffering
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Commitment Display Excuse Mistake
Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Activity Ambition Energy Greatness Happiness
The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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Different Moral Nation Reading
I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Intelligence People Poor Stupidity Thinking
I don’t have any ambition.
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Ambition Myself One Liner
Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Afraid Destroy People Trust
Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Form Jealous Philosophy Sweet
It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Fortune Policy Wasted Time
I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Care Exercise Preference Sex Win Yourself
Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Advice Man Opinion
Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Battle Day Death Funny Hospital Man Myself Old Sick

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