They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
NORM MACDONALDAll that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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