A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
NORM MACDONALDAll that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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