I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
NORM MACDONALDHe that searches for praise will often find contempt.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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