Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
NORM MACDONALDHe that searches for praise will often find contempt.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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