This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDHe that searches for praise will often find contempt.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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