The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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