The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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