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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Mark Twain

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAIN

Die Friendship Trouble Worth
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
MARK TWAIN

Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAIN

Honesty Lying One Liner Remember Truth
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Book Desire Imagination People Read
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Book Humour Success Writing
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAIN

Funny Humour Inspirational Tomorrow
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAIN

Humour Man Savage World
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAIN

Education God Humour Idiot Practice School
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAIN

Age Birthday Indicate One Liner Smile Wrinkle
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAIN

Children Humour Information
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAIN

Help Humanity Man Moral Wisdom
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAIN

One Liner People Truth Worth
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAIN

Book Criticize Except Hate
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAIN

Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAIN

FAction Healing Humour Treat

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