Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
LILY TOMLINWe are all in this together, by ourselves.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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