I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
LILY TOMLINI was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
LILY TOMLINI guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
LILY TOMLINThe phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
LILY TOMLINWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
LILY TOMLINMaybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
LILY TOMLINYou are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLINDoes your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
LILY TOMLINFor fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLINWe don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINWhen I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
LILY TOMLINI try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
LILY TOMLINI can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLINIf you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLINLady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
LILY TOMLINThings are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINNo matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN