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We are all in this together, by ourselves.

Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

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