We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINIf truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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