Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
LILY TOMLINIf truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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