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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try

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