Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLINI personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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