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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself

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