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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself

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