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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

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