There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLINYou can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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