There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLINWouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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The road to success is always under construction.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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