You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLINWouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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