Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
LILY TOMLINWouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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