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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.

Lily Tomlin

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.

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