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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.

Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLIN

Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Funny Myself Serious
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLIN

Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself

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