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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.

Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst

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