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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Lily Tomlin

I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

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