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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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