Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLINYou know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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