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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Lily Tomlin

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

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