A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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