A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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