Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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