No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDA loafer always has the correct time.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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