Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDA loafer always has the correct time.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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