The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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