Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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