It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDPeace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARD