There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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