I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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