The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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