Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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