Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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