Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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