The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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