The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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