Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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