Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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