Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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