Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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