Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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