When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDDon’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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