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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Come Democrat Government Look Much Ownership Long Republican
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Agree Everything Fellow Fool Get Ready Say Skin
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Borrow Fellow Good Home Lot Money Only
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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All Look Out People Talking
A loafer always has the correct time.
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Always Correct Loafer Time
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Family Get Home Mistake Peace Plenty Together Try
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Believe Fellow Go Optimist Postpone Will
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Char Irritate Literature Nothing Overcharging Pleasantly Plesant Sarcasm Sarcastic
On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Back Expire Fifty Inform Knee Memory Sorry Warranty Year
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Catalog Longer Select Take Worse
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Amount Flag Libertarian More Statesmen
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Go Home Kindness Long Ought Stay Time Way
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Chance Consider Done Husband More Possible Women Wonder

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