Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDNext to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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