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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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