A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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