Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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