Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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