Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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