Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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