I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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