Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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