Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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