Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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