A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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