No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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