Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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