Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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