Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDPeace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARD