Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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