Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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