No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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