A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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