The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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