Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDLook out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARD