If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDThere is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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