In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDThere is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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