A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARDThere is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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