We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDThere is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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