A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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