If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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