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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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