Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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