If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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