Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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