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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Carve Country Kitchen Lot Ruin Thanksgiving
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Agony Fire Give Giving God Gold Hoard Painful Spend Tidling
I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Come Democrat Government Look Much Ownership Long Republican
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Borrow Fellow Good Home Lot Money Only
Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Empty Ever Listens Nobody Stomach
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Either Handle Know Them Way Woman
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Barricade Behind Fashion Hide Nothingness
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Athletic Enough Girl Indoor Saw Sex String Strong Thought Work
I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Back Expire Fifty Inform Knee Memory Sorry Warranty Year
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Before Genuine Get Hurrying Life Morning Mousetrap One Pleasure Right Set Simple
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Book Come Everything Except Funny Loaned Sarcastic Wait
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Family Get Home Mistake Peace Plenty Together Try
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Chimpanzee Descend Folk Later Other Seem Some
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Form Lawyer Litigation Money Pocket Portrait Transferred
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Catalog Longer Select Take Worse
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Advise Breath Next Saxophone Son Waste Worst

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