An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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