Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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