One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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