Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARD