The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
KIN HUBBARDPeace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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