The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDThe reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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