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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

Joan Rivers

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian — and I stand by it: He’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.
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Daughter Hate Herself Himself Myself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you’re okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.
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Angry Comedy Yourself
Elizabeth Taylor’s so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Appearance Body Fat Food Medicine
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
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Body Death Laughter Memories Myself
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Acceptance Funny Luck Old Oneself
I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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Funny Himself Husband Love Myself
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you’re acting; listen only to yourself.
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Act Listening Rule Survive Thinking Yourself
I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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Black Friendship Himself Myself Possible Race
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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Adventure Excitement Laughter Moments Travel Worst Yourself
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
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Husband Love Myself Pain Sex Tough Wild
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

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