On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
JOAN RIVERSOn the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius’ bathroom floor.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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I saw what’s going on under my chin. I don’t want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
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Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.’
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Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: “Run your own race, put on your blinders.”
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Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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