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Happiness, at my age, is breathing
Joan RiversJoan Rivers There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I’ve Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Grandchildren can be annoying – how many times can you go: “And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink”? It’s like talking to a supermodel.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, “Marry him, you’ll double your wardrobe.”
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers
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Do not measure yourself by success, failure, or a degree. Measure your life by the dreams you have.
Natalie MooneyNatalie Mooney Everything ceases to fade Leaving my soul all the pain.
Sayed AbbasSayed Abbas To attain success everyone speaks about consistency, don’t give up & patience but no one talk about the start.
Rohit DeoraRohit Deora Take a moment to look back. Change the process slightly from your discovery. Start again.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park The silence was broken with the music of your pain, but with every note i could see a part of you healing.
Sophie AliaSophie Alia It has been the craziest year filled with so many adventures, amazing friends, accomplishments & memories.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson They say what is lost can always be found in the last place you look but I wouldn’t be so sure that you’ll ever see this version of me again.
Aimee C. HoveyAimee C. Hovey I want to see our demons complement each other for the rest of our lives.
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Power can be taken, but not given. The process of the taking is empowerment in itself.
Gloria SteinemGloria Steinem When you come onto the set, everything should be focused around your character and you should stay in the pocket, as much as possible. Every actor has their own process. For me, I really need to stay in the pocket.
Vin DieselVin Diesel I think quite often we hold onto trauma because we don’t process it.
Gabrielle BernsteinGabrielle Bernstein Love is like fever; it comes and goes without the will having any part of the process.
StendhalStendhal Process attraction through the soul, so the body won’t be fooled by it.
Vincent JamesVincent James The more I go to church and the more I turn myself over to the process of believing in Jesus and listening to His Word and having Him guide my hand, I feel as though the pressure is off me now.
Sylvester StalloneSylvester Stallone God lets everything happen for a reason. It’s all a learning process, and you have to go from one level to another.
Mike TysonMike Tyson So it’s really a process of actually having a realization of God, which all becomes clear with the expanded state of consciousness that develops when you chant.
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