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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

Joan Rivers

I have a million dollar figure but it’s all loose change.
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Change Loose Money Myself
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
JOAN RIVERS

Joke Laughter See Sorry Yourself
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
JOAN RIVERS

Hell Holy Water
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
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Husband Love Myself Pain Sex Tough Wild
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Myself Smoke Time
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
JOAN RIVERS

Process Worry
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
JOAN RIVERS

Better Grief Myself
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
You know it’s time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
JOAN RIVERS

Animal Start Time Yourself
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
JOAN RIVERS

Believe Greatness Marriage People Scare
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Born Death Funny Hate Myself Parents
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young

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