The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
JOAN RIVERSA female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
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I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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