Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
JOAN RIVERS
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, ‘Let me help you with those buttons’ and I told him, ‘I’m completely naked’.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.
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Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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