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Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

Joan Rivers

Life is so tough. I don’t know how old you are, but I’ve seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
JOAN RIVERS

Forever Life Myself
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Advice Feeling Goodness Mindset Thinking Wisdom Yourself
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
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Fashion Military Ugly Yourself
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself
You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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Deep Inspirational Kill Time Yourself
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
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Deal Laugh Yourself
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
Moving on is a gift you give yourself.
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Gift Move On Yourself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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Hell Holy Water
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
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Husband Love Myself Pain Sex Tough Wild
Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Enough Thankful Yourself

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