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Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you’re okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

Joan Rivers

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
JOAN RIVERS

Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Daughter Down And Mother
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you’re okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.
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Angry Comedy Yourself
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
JOAN RIVERS

Joke Laughter See Sorry Yourself
If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
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Funny God Himself
She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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Funny Herself Stupidity Understand War World
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Born Death Funny Hate Myself Parents
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Death Food Funny Greatness Myself
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Age Breathe Funny Happiness Inspiration One Liner
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Process Worry
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
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Appearance Funny Myself
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian — and I stand by it: He’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.
JOAN RIVERS

Daughter Hate Herself Himself Myself

Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you’re okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

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