Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines.
JOAN RIVERSDon’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: “Run your own race, put on your blinders.”
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Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
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I have a million dollar figure but it’s all loose change.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
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Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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