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Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

Joan Rivers

Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
JOAN RIVERS

Advice Feeling Goodness Mindset Thinking Wisdom Yourself
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
Life is so tough. I don’t know how old you are, but I’ve seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
JOAN RIVERS

Forever Life Myself
There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I’ve Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.
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Book Different Education Help Misfortune
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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Hard Time Remember Revenge Survive
Elizabeth Taylor’s so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Appearance Body Fat Food Medicine
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Cook Love Man Woman
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
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Goodness Hands Library Look Men Woman
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Defeat Herself Myself Win
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny.
JOAN RIVERS

Enjoyment Fast Funny Life
Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines.
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Forget Herself Movie Remember Role
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Daughter Down And Mother
She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
JOAN RIVERS

Funny Herself Stupidity Understand War World

Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

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