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Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

Joan Rivers

I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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Funny Himself Husband Love Myself
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you’re acting; listen only to yourself.
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Act Listening Rule Survive Thinking Yourself
My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.
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Children Guilty Herself Humor Letter Mother Myself People Sorry
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Acceptance Funny Luck Old Oneself
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Age Breathe Funny Happiness Inspiration One Liner
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Inspirational Memories Myself Success Talk Thinking
If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
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Funny God Himself
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: “Run your own race, put on your blinders.”
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Advice Myself Race Run Yourself
Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Enough Thankful Yourself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
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Age Book Fashion Myself Woman
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Defeat Herself Myself Win
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself

Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

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