This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
GEORGE BURNSI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
More George Burns Quotes
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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