I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNSI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
More George Burns Quotes
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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