If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNSI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
More George Burns Quotes
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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