Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
More George Burns Quotes
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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