The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
GEORGE BURNSI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
More George Burns Quotes
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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