At my age flowers scare me.
GEORGE BURNSYou know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
More George Burns Quotes
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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