When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNSYou know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
More George Burns Quotes
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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