Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSYou know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
More George Burns Quotes
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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