The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSYou know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
More George Burns Quotes
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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