You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSYou’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSThis is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
GEORGE BURNSI would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
GEORGE BURNSNice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSBe quick to learn and wise to know.
GEORGE BURNSI spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNSAt my age flowers scare me.
GEORGE BURNSEverything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
GEORGE BURNSI honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSI’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
GEORGE BURNSThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
GEORGE BURNSActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSYou can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
GEORGE BURNSIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNS