I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNSI don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
More George Burns Quotes
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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