It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSNice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSI’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
GEORGE BURNSHow can I die? I’m booked.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNSIf it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNSI don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
GEORGE BURNSI spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNSFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
GEORGE BURNSDon’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
GEORGE BURNSI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSI honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
GEORGE BURNSEverything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSIt takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
GEORGE BURNS