Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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