I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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