Be quick to learn and wise to know.
GEORGE BURNSFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
More George Burns Quotes
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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