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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns

I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNS

And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNS

Fake Got Honest That Trouble

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

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