Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPAWhy do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPAA mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPAThe most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAPower will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA