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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

Frank Zappa

Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA

Love Music Song
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA

Explanation Life Personality Spend
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity

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