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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

Frank Zappa

So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress

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