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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic

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