Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPABeauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAI never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAThe illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPAPower will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPAAll your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPARepublican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAWriting about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA