Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPAThe difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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One size does not fit all.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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One and one is eleven.
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