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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Frank Zappa

I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon

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