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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Frank Zappa

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom

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