I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAThe difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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