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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Frank Zappa

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story

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