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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom

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