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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth

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