One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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One and one is eleven.
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