So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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One size does not fit all.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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