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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational

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