The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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One size does not fit all.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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