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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPA

Determination Difference Estate Religion
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA

Explanation Life Personality Spend
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell

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