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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA

Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Die Shoes
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Compose Fragment Involvement Time
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPA

Flame Heart Romantic
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPA

Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop

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