Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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One size does not fit all.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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