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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion

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