You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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