My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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