I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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One and one is eleven.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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